Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Someone Sent Me a Present!

It's true!
I would not lie.
Let me start a while back.

You will recall that the publicist was giving me apples every day.
It turned out it was a way for her to give me SomaPet - a way to perk up my old bones.
The publicist mentioned that she didn't have enough green papers to buy me any more.
Well someone sent me some in the mail!

Isn't that very nice?
When the publicist showed me I couldn't believe it!
I was a happy and humbled goat.

Thank you mystery SomaPet sender.

I am enjoying it on my apples in the morning.
(The publicist still gave me apples even though she did not have the SomaPet.)

I do love apples.
They are very tasty.
Don't you agree?
Now I eat them and I can happily trot down to my pen.

Although I seem to always be followed by a chicken.
I think they want my grain.

But what they don't know is that it is ORGANIC grain.
Yes, we have switched over so that we are all on fully organic feed.
We goats and the chickens too.
Whether we like it or not.

Actually I will maaaa you a secret.
Do not tell the male person.
We all actually LIKE the organic feed.
We won't eat the old feed now. If the publicist gives it to us we turn our noses up at it.

We are cantankerous goats, aren't we.
Well, somegoat has to keep that male person on his toes.
Why not let it be me.

So now that I have had my delicious apples, my energizing SomaPet and my healthy organic grain I am going to smile and sit in the sun.
That chicken is eating my grain isn't it?

Stupid bird.


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