Monday, December 30, 2013

Bernadette the FlirtyGoat

I don't know about that little Bernadette.
I think she is a flirtygoat!
It's true!
I would not lie.

Look!
This is how it all played out. She was on top of the little goathouse....


When she maaaaed to Keith the goat.
What could she want?


Keith wondered too?
He turned around.


"What do you want, kid?" he maaaed
I'm a BIG goat.
I don't have time for babies.


Humph!
If that's the way you feel!
Then I won't maaaa you my secret.


A SECRET?
What is it?


Nope. Not gonna maaaa you now!
Never, never, NEVER!



Awww, come on.
I'll maaa YOU a secret!

OK, but you have to come closer so I can whisper.
It's a SECRET after all!


What IS it?
Heeeeey! That's no secret! That's.....


....A KISS!
BLECH!
ICK!
YUCK!

I'm outta here!


Wait for me!
You owe me a secret!


Go AWAY Bernadette!
Go away!


Oh well, I might as well eat.

So! Do you agree with me?
Is little Bernadette a FlirtyGoat?
What am I to do with her?



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