Tuesday, November 19, 2013

AbbyDay - I am a Fashion Forward Goat

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week, written by the best goat on Earth. Hmmm, the best goat in the UNIVERSE!

And don't you forget it!

I am modeling the latest goat fashion.
Do you see what it is?
It is a very stylin' chicken feather.

They are currently all the rage!
I would know - I keep up with the latest and greatest.

I was maaaaing this to Thelma the goat over some tasty minerals.
I am not sure she was as impressed as she should have been.

I maaaaed a little louder.
And I made sure she UNDERSTOOD that I knew what I was maaaaing about.
That if she wanted to be a stylish goat that she would sport a feather too.

She STILL did not believe me.
I do not understand these young goats these days.

I finally put my hoof down and my ruff up!
I think she finally got the message.
That or she got tired of trying to get to the mineral bucket.

Either way I was able to enjoy my minerals in peace.
As it should be.
After all, I am ABBYGOAT!

The publicist came over to ask about my fashion statement.
I am not sure she understood it either.

I just looked off into the distance like any SuperModelGoat would.
I mean have you seen how that woman dresses?
What does she know about fashion anyway.

I did let her pet me.
THAT she know quite well.


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