Saturday, August 10, 2013

I Won't Hurt the Baby

I don't know how Louise the goat would EVER think I would hurt little Bernadette.
I could NEVER do such a thing.

I just wanted a little lick.
I haven't had a kid of my own for so many years .....
I just wanted that feeling again.
Of being a new nanny.
Of having a kid to lick.

If you cannot see the movie you can watch it on YouTube HERE

I was one depressed goat.

I stared into the pen ALL DAY LONG.

I kept banging my head against the fence to try and lick the baby.
In fact look what I did to myself....

The publicist was not happy.
I couldn't maaa to her if I did it on the fence or fighting with Thelma.

I was not happy when she put medicine on it.

That iodine stuff STINGS!
The publicist said that would teach me to be so stupid about licking a baby.

But you do, don't you?


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