Monday, August 1, 2011

Breaking News: Happy Goats Farm

I have an announcement
And it is not a good one.
Nora the goat has lost her kid. Or she was never pregnant in the first place.
The publicist does not know and I tried maaaing at Nora.

But she is not answering.

She is too busy eating grain.

Lots and lots and lots of grain.

Maybe THAT is why she looked like she was going to have a kid.
As the publicist keeps saying, "you can't get a goat to pee on a stick."

Whatever that means....


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