Monday, February 7, 2011

I'm Getting Old - Do I Need Glasses?!

I hate to admit it but I am an old goat. I don't think any of us like to admit these things. But I am 14 now and my parts don't work like they used to when I was a spry young nanny of 4 or 5. I was maaaaaing with the publicist the other day because I know she knows all about this. She wears eye glasses and has for a long time. Unlike her I have had PERFECT goat vision since I was born. You will remember from one of my Goatucation posts that we goats can see 320-340°. That is far superior to you humans. 

Not that I am trying to get your goat.

As I was wondering if I needed to get my eyes checked I remembered that I am a famous SpokesGoat and that if I am going to wear anything on my beautiful face it is going to be designer eyeglasses! That is right! Nothing but the best for me. We wouldn't want my beautiful eyes hidden behind baaaad looking glasses, would we. 

Maybe I should look at retro eyeglasses! 
I am a cool goat! 
I am with it! 
It's a good thing that I learned that is having a Valentine's Day Sale. That way the publicist can save money. I do want to save her money if I can. I am not a wasteful goat, just a stylish one. And who knows maybe I just need to order reading glasses to work on this blog. I might not need anything else. I think they would fall into my grain while I was eating which would not be good. 

I am glad I have big ears. But horns would be better. I miss my horns.

Goats are not allowed in eyeglasses stores so this might be difficult if it weren't for online shopping! I can now get what I need in spite of this silly rule. The publicist can order glasses the easy way - at home while sitting at her desk. And I wouldn't have to do anything. My kind of work. I just hope she doesn't make a mistake and order me mens' eyeglasses. I would look silly in them. Don't you think? I want pretty eyeglasses frames - I still have some vanity even at my advanced age. I just hope I don't need progressive lenses. I don't think I am ready for that. 

I think I look intelligent with these glasses on my head. 
What do you think? 
Of course I AM intelligent so I am sure that helps...

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These offers expire 2/14/11

Disclosure: I am getting paid for this post. The publicist says my apple addiction is getting expensive and out of control and I had better start earning my keep. I am not completely sure I know what that means but I wrote this post so I can buy myself some apples. I might even share them with Abby.


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