Would you like to know why?
The male person brought the Christmas tree-t!
And I got first choice!
The first thing I did was rub my head all over the top of it.
It felt soooooooooo good.
Did you know that tree-t made a great scratcher?
It does! The publicist will have a movie of me enjoying my piece of tree-t on Monday.
But first I had to direct the male person in how to cut the tree-t up so we each had some.
It was an important job.
Of course I got the best piece because I am
He did a good job.
He is A-OK in my book.
I think I'll keep him around.