I am hiding.
Can you see me?
Then I guess it is not a good hiding place.
Do you want to know why I want to hide?
The male person does not like us any more.
You do not believe me?
I would not lie!
Just look at this slop the publicist tried to feed me.
It looks like sawdust.
It is not goat grain.
OK - there are bits of my normal grain in there but that other stuff is just disgusting.
The publicist says the male person says it is good for us.
She says he says it is "organic."
She says he says it will be better for us in the long run.
I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE LONG RUN. I CARE ABOUT THE NOW.
It tastes horrible.
I could not believe she even put that slop under my nose.
I am a Famous SpokesGoat.
I deserve the best.
I would not eat it.
Harumph to "organic."
I WANT MY REGULAR GRAIN AND I WANT IT NOW!