Wednesday, June 4, 2014

The Male Person Must Hate Us

I am hiding.


Can you see me?
You can?
Then I guess it is not a good hiding place.
Drat!

Do you want to know why I want to hide?
The male person does not like us any more.
You do not believe me?
It's true.
I would not lie!

Just look at this slop the publicist tried to feed me.


It looks like sawdust.
It is not goat grain.

OK - there are bits of my normal grain in there but that other stuff is just disgusting.
The publicist says the male person says it is good for us.
She says he says it is "organic."
She says he says it will be better for us in the long run.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE LONG RUN. I CARE ABOUT THE NOW.
It tastes horrible.


I could not believe she even put that slop under my nose.
I am a Famous SpokesGoat.
I deserve the best.


I would not eat it.
Harumph to "organic."

I WANT MY REGULAR GRAIN AND I WANT IT NOW!

13 comments:

  1. Yeeccch! I don't like the so-called "healthy" cat food either. Why do humans try to do this to us???

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  2. What's up with all those organic stuff anyway? Daddy says he stayed on an organic farm as part of his syllabus as a young adult and that kinda made him wary of "organic vegetables". He tried to tell Mommy why but she preferred to remain ignorant.

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  3. Oh No Pricilla, not that organic stuff. Hope you get your regular good back soon. They shouldn't treat an older goat like that. I bet the publicist will get your regular grain back for you.

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  4. You hid Pricilla....organic isn't always the best....we will back you up....HEY MALE PERSON....give the goats the good stuff...I am sure it is better......

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  5. Oh noes! Don't you just hate it when the humans try to force "good for you" stinky food on us? We had to endure having sample cat foods Mom L brought home from Blog Paws...showed her who is still in charge....we refused until the fancy feast was delivered

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  6. Don't give in! We wouldn't eat that stuff either. Tell the male person you will eat it if he does. MOL We don't like healthy snacks either, give us our Friskies!

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  7. Ick ick ick! The only healthy food I like is real grass growing outside! Mom sez sometimes she thinks I could be a horse or a goat. Since your baby goats are the size of a cat, maybe I could come visit your farm Mrs Pricilla?

    Buddy

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    1. Buddy, you can come visit me any time. I will even share my goat house with you.
      ~Pricilla

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  8. we say put your hoof down!! no health food (oh wait....if mom hears that.....)

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  9. You heard the Famous Spokesgoat. She wants her normal grain and she wants it now.

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  10. Ick. I don't like healthy food either. It's all void of taste, isn't it? :(

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  11. I can't imagine what i'd do if my human tried making me eat that organic crap. I LOVE my good grain!

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Maaaaaa away....

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