I would not lie.
I am an honest goat.
What makes me maaaaa this?
Every day for the last week she has brought me a bowl of apples for breakfast!
Not that I am complaining, mind you.
It is just not her usual behavior.
So I wonder what she is up to.
What do you think?
Do you think she is up to something?
I am keeping my eyes on her.
She is not giving the other goats apples.
I am special.
After I have them I go down to my pen and go into my goathouse.
I might or might not stop for a bite of hay.
But I will be watching the publicist.
I WILL find out what she is up to.
I am a determined goat.
But for now I will just sit and smile.
She will just not know what is behind my smile.