I have heard rumors.
About the publicist.
You know she left us and went to BlogPaws but I did not maaaa to you where it was.
IT WAS IN LAS VEGAS!
And you know what they say about that place - "What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas."
But I am going to ignore that and maaaaa to you exactly what happened in Vegas.
The Farm cats are especially unhappy.
Do you know why?
THE PUBLICIST SLEPT WITH ANOTHER CAT!
I would not lie.
What cat you ask?
WAFFLES the cat.
He is on her bed here....
He does not care that the Farm cats might be jealous.
He does not care that he is in the publicist's spot!
HE DOES NOT CARE!
He even tried to take over the publicist's drawer.
He didn't want her clothes in there.
He wanted it to be a Waffles bed.
I don't understand cats.
Or humans for that matter.
The publicist thought this was FUNNY.
But after all of this the publicist tried to pack Waffles AND BRING HIM HOME TO THE FARM!
Can you imagine?
We do not need 6 Farm cats.
Although he is kind of cute.
Especially when he is in his WaffleWagon.
The publicist had a lot of fun at BlogPaws and she brought home some great stuff for the Farm Cats. They will tell you all about it later in the week. She brought NOTHING home for me. Harumph!
She did tell me some great news - our very good friend Glogirly won TWO Nose to Nose Awards! Two of them - one for Best Cat Blog and one for Best Design. All of us here congratulate her and know that she deserved them both 'cause she is a brilliant blog designer.