Monday, May 12, 2014

The Publicist Slept with WHAT?

I have heard rumors.
Baaaaaaad rumors.
About the publicist.
You know she left us and went to BlogPaws but I did not maaaa to you where it was.

IT WAS IN LAS VEGAS!
And you know what they say about that place - "What happens in Vegas STAYS in Vegas."
But I am going to ignore that and maaaaa to you exactly what happened in Vegas.

The Farm cats are especially unhappy.
Do you know why?

THE PUBLICIST SLEPT WITH ANOTHER CAT!
It's true.
I would not lie.


What cat you ask?
WAFFLES the cat.
He is on her bed here....


SEE!
He does not care that the Farm cats might be jealous.
He does not care that he is in the publicist's spot!


HE DOES NOT CARE!
He even tried to take over the publicist's drawer.


He didn't want her clothes in there.
He wanted it to be a Waffles bed.


I don't understand cats.
Or humans for that matter.
The publicist thought this was FUNNY.


But after all of this the publicist tried to pack Waffles AND BRING HIM HOME TO THE FARM!
Can you imagine?
We do not need 6 Farm cats.


Although he is kind of cute.
Especially when he is in his WaffleWagon.

The publicist had a lot of fun at BlogPaws and she brought home some great stuff for the Farm Cats. They will tell you all about it later in the week. She brought NOTHING home for me. Harumph!

She did tell me some great news - our very good friend Glogirly won TWO Nose to Nose Awards! Two of them - one for Best Cat Blog and one for Best Design. All of us here congratulate her and know that she deserved them both 'cause she is a brilliant blog designer.

18 comments:

  1. Don't tell Truffles...but I would have slept with him too and attempted to catnap him!!!

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  2. My human thinks the publicist is SO lucky! She misses having a kitty to sleep with when she is out of town - and she would ESPECIALLY have loved to have Waffles in bed with her! I think that is scandalous!

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  3. Oh we don't blame you farm cats, for being mad. The Publicist shouldn't be messing with a strange cat but I bet she just missed all you so much that Waffles just kept her company while she had to be away from all of you. Glad the publicist had a good time.

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  4. oh, so cute! i'd have made him a stowaway back to the farm, too!

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  5. Maybe Waffles was just keeping her cat-pleasing skills honed for you.

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  6. We think you had a very nice kitty to sleep with but we wouldn't have been happy if our mom did that! She says she was so happy to meet your mom and she loves the soap!

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  7. SCANDALOUS indeed. Another cat?!? Why that's...that's...that's CHEATING. You are giving her thr Cold Shoulder. Right?

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  8. All that and you were robbed. You shoulda been Best Other (Goat) Blog.

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    1. Thank you very much. I appreciate your saying that.

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  9. Deer Publicist,
    Thank you for being my bunk mate and letting me serenade you in the middle of the night. And thank you for playing with me and the Red Dot family. I especially loved digging in your drawers. ...the ones you weren't wearing.
    I miss you. : )

    Love,
    Waff

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  10. At least she didn't pack him and bring him home! There were lots of jealous cat ladies there who probably would have!

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  11. Oh you farm cats just don't understand the Waffle whacko's out there. Yes, I have to admit I am one of them. Yep, ME a POODLE is Whacko for Waffles. I would have paid a box of biscuits to be able to have Waffles cuddle with me. Maybe next time.

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  12. Well goodness! Who knew that Waffles could be so inconsiderate? Looks like being a celebricat has already gone to his head! ;)

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  13. We found out that our mom was cheating on us with Waffles too...though she didn't sleep with him...thank cod.

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  14. The Woman said that she would have slept with him any time. All he had to do was make a booty call!

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  15. I bet Katie would have been happy if Waffles had gone home with your publicist! MOL

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  16. I can't believe she would do that!

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Maaaaaa away....

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