I have to hurry.
I can't believe I let time get away from me.
I will blame it on the publicist.
EVERYTHING is her fault.
OK - I am in position.
Is my audience here?
THEY HAD BETTER BE!
It was supposed to be a full field!
I am going to have a maaaaa with my agent.
Oh well, a star ALWAYS performs, no matter the audience.
♫♪ Don't cry for me Happy Goats Farm ♫♪
The truth is I never left you
All through my wild days
My baaaaad existence
I kept my sanity
♫♪ DO keep your distance* ♫♪
What? I'm performing here.
Don't you know talent when you see it.
My audience is enthralled.
Welll - you interrupted me.
You spoiled the flow. Of course they have stopped paying attention.
They are NOT napping!
How DARE you!
Just because of that I am leaving.
I will go where I am appreciated.
See if I sing here again!
*with all due respect to Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice