Friday, May 30, 2014

I'm Late, I'm Late....

I can't believe it!
I'm late!


I have to hurry.
I can't believe I let time get away from me.
I will blame it on the publicist.
EVERYTHING is her fault.


OK - I am in position.
♫♫MaaaMaaaaMaaaaaMAAAAAAA ♫♫

Is my audience here?
THEY HAD BETTER BE!


What?
Only two?!
It was supposed to be a full field!
I am going to have a maaaaa with my agent.

Oh well, a star ALWAYS performs, no matter the audience.



♫♪ Don't cry for me Happy Goats Farm ♫♪
      The truth is I never left you
      All through my wild days
      My baaaaad existence
      I kept my sanity
♫♪ DO keep your distance* ♫♪



What? I'm performing here.
Don't you know talent when you see it.
My audience is enthralled.



Welll - you interrupted me.
You spoiled the flow. Of course they have stopped paying attention.
They are NOT napping!
How DARE you!
Pfffffft!



Just because of that I am leaving.
I will go where I am appreciated.
See if I sing here again!

*with all due respect to Andrew Lloyd Weber and Tim Rice

13 comments:

  1. Baaaaaaad Existence? You, bad?

    NEVER!!!

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  2. What do you expect, Abby? They act like they were born in a barn!

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  3. Great song Abby. We enjoyed that even if you didn't have a big audience, we heard you all the way over here. You all have a great day.

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  4. so funny. i do like the balcony performance. :)

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  5. Abby, I can't believe they weren't enjoying it. Your lovely voice maaing sweetly must have lulled them to sleep.

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  6. I think you should audition for The Voice :)

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  7. MOL! OMC this was so funny AbbyGoat! Not your singing of course but, uh, the audience's reaction! MOL!

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  8. Nice try Abby. Maybe a "captive" audience next time?? :)

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  9. Pfffffftttt is right. They obviously don't recognize talent when they hear it!

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  10. No full house? Perhaps you were EARLY and not late. I hear the scalpers had a FIELD day.

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Maaaaaa away....

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