Shhhhh. I'm huntin' goat.
Alex the goat.
Well, not really. I'm HIDING from Alex the goat.
Do you think it will work?
He REALLY thinks he's special now.
Do you see why?
He's been given his collar.
Now he thinks he's a BIG buck.
(I don't think he realizes he ISN'T a buck any more!)
He's been strutting around like a little style king ever since the publicist put it on him
WE ALL have collars.
It's so the publicist can grab us.
You can run, but you can't get away!
The publicist will get you.
Maaaed you so!
I do have to admaaa-it. He is cute in his collar.
Just don't tell him I maaaaed it.