I am going to sing The Twelve AbbyDays of Christmaaaa for you. The publicist says I can only do the last verse.
She says that no one would stay around long enough to go through the whole song. I find that hard to believe but she has me by the tail so here goes...
The Twelve AbbyDays of Christmaaaa
(I think it should be the 365 AbbyDays of the Year!)
On the twelfth day of Christmaaaa I, Abby give to you
Twelve Abbies butting
Eleven Abbies smiling
Ten Abbies a-leaping
Nine Abbies dancing (the goat dance of joy!)
Eight Abbies a-milking
Seven Abbies a-flemming
Six Abbies a-kidding
FIVE GOLDEN ABBYGOATS!!!!
Four times calling, "ABBY!!!"
Three Abby kids
*with all due respect to the unknown writer