I do not know what the publicist was thinking!
You all know I have been hanging my head in shame.
But I have very good news.
Good news indeed.
It has brightened my spirits immensely.
I am getting a CUSTOM MADE COAT.
I am getting GOAT-URE if you may.
That is correct. I am having a goat coat made JUST FOR ME!
It is even coming from a foreign country - Canada!
The wonderful lady who owns the company usually makes coats for dogs but she is going to make a special coat just for me because I am special.
It is from a shop called Tootlewear.
The publicist has sent her my measurements.
NO! I will not share what they are!
I am a ladygoat - and you should not ask!
I will of course model my new piece of goat-ure once it arrives.
It will look far better than this I am sure!
I am going to go hide now.