Tuesday, December 3, 2013

AbbyDay - I Will Not Confirm or Deny That I am Cuddling with Thelma the Goat

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. I am the best goat on the Farm - I AM HEARING RUMORS. RUMORS ABOUT A CERTAIN LITTLE GOAT.
Rumors that I am not to be the next Famous SpokesGoat. I do not countenance this.
I should be the next Famous SpokesGoat, not some little kid!

DO YOU NOT AGREE?!

Of course you do!
This will not be the last of this discussion.

The publicist took these photos without MY permission.


I do not like when she does that.
These types of photos hurt my image.
I look too...cuddly.


I will not confirm nor deny that I am touching Thelma the goat.
Just because she is my kid and it might feel nice to take a little nap side by side has nothing to do with anything.


The publicist should stop looking out her windows and leave us to our business.
I do not want any of you to think that this changes anything.


I AM STILL ONE TOUGH DOE.
I am still IN CHARGE.
I can still take you down with my AbbyGoat Stare of Death.

REMEMBER IT.
OR ELSE!

14 comments:

  1. Abby, I don't see anything wrong with hanging out with a relative. We still know you are in charge. Yeah.

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  2. Beneath all the tough acts, we all know Abbygoat is a lovely cuddly goat. *kiss*

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  3. Oh Abby, we do know that you are a very tough goat and that you try to be in charge. We are sorry, but we think Bernadette is a really cute and good spokes goat. And don't forget she is your granddaughter. So she is special. Hope all have a great day.

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  4. oh, you're still tough, abby-goat! we know it!

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  5. I'm askeered of AbbyGoat. That's one tough goat!

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  6. that is a powerful goat stare Abby...*shivers*

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  7. We dunno AbbyGoat, you just might be a little softie sometimes!

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  8. that is major cuddling going on there!

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  9. I'm sure it is all Bernadette's fault, right? ;)

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  10. I think it’s cold out and you’re trying to keep warm.

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  11. Abby, Abby, Abby! Nuffing at all wrong wif having a warm little nappy with your girl! You two look real comfy. And there's not a moment's doubt about your being a Tough Goatie!

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  12. Hey, when it's cold you, you can snuggle with whomever you want. Warmth is warmth! I'm sure you'll still get an Abby day, but let the young one do all the work.

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  13. Blame it on Thelma. She was being needy and you were just condescending.

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Maaaaaa away....

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