Rumors that I am not to be the next Famous SpokesGoat. I do not countenance this.
I should be the next Famous SpokesGoat, not some little kid!
DO YOU NOT AGREE?!
Of course you do!
This will not be the last of this discussion.
The publicist took these photos without MY permission.
I do not like when she does that.
These types of photos hurt my image.
I look too...cuddly.
I will not confirm nor deny that I am touching Thelma the goat.
Just because she is my kid and it might feel nice to take a little nap side by side has nothing to do with anything.
The publicist should stop looking out her windows and leave us to our business.
I do not want any of you to think that this changes anything.
I AM STILL ONE TOUGH DOE.
I am still IN CHARGE.
I can still take you down with my AbbyGoat Stare of Death.