It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week, written by the best goat on Earth. Hmmm, the best goat in the UNIVERSE!
And don't you forget it!
I am modeling the latest goat fashion.
Do you see what it is?
It is a very stylin' chicken feather.
They are currently all the rage!
I would know - I keep up with the latest and greatest.
I was maaaaing this to Thelma the goat over some tasty minerals.
I am not sure she was as impressed as she should have been.
I maaaaed a little louder.
And I made sure she UNDERSTOOD that I knew what I was maaaaing about.
That if she wanted to be a stylish goat that she would sport a feather too.
She STILL did not believe me.
I do not understand these young goats these days.
I finally put my hoof down and my ruff up!
I think she finally got the message.
That or she got tired of trying to get to the mineral bucket.
Either way I was able to enjoy my minerals in peace.
As it should be.
After all, I am ABBYGOAT!
The publicist came over to ask about my fashion statement.
I am not sure she understood it either.
I just looked off into the distance like any SuperModelGoat would.
I mean have you seen how that woman dresses?
What does she know about fashion anyway.
I did let her pet me.
THAT she know quite well.