Tuesday, October 8, 2013

AbbyDay - I Receive SHOCKING News

It's AbbyDay - the best day of the week. So therefore this is being written by the best goat in the world.
IN THE WORLD, PEOPLE.
Remember that.

I was checking out the progress on my goat palace.
The male person has been working like a dog on it.
As he should.
I deserve a palace and it should have been built long before now.



But wait!
What is this?!
There is something in my goat palace!


What is it?
THE MALE PERSON'S MOTORCYCLE?!
What is the male person's motorcycle doing in MY goat palace?

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT MY GOAT PALACE?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT IS NOT BEING BUILT FOR ME?

WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!

You are kidding me, right?
You are not?
It is NOT a goat palace?
It is a work shop for the male person?!


This is just wrong!

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!

I DESERVE a palace.
I am ABBYGOAT!


:: munch, munch ::
I am eating your pity grain but this does not mean I AGREE with this state of affairs.
The male person had better watch his back.
 

ESPECIALLY when he is up on that ladder.
BWAMAAAHAHAHAHA!

15 comments:

  1. Abby, I am sure the farm cats are just as disappointed as you, as I'm sure they were expecting this to be a cathouse for them.

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  2. That's shocking! We can understand why you would be disappointed, Abbygoat. But we are most impressed with your Male Person!

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  3. Oh no Abby, that is a horrible piece of news. We cannot believe that is not your goat palace. But it does look like a nice shop for the Male Person. Maybe you can sneak in there sometimes. Take care.

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  4. i say you all team up and take that goat palace over. storm the palace!

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  5. There is room for a motorcycle AND an Abby goat, no? I think so.

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  6. Poor Abby! Another dream dashed! At least you can still eat when you are upset!

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  7. Life for humans is very like yours, Abby. Chock full of disappointments, with no pity grain. Buck up! (haha)

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  8. That is a nasty trick. I do think you should have your own goat palace.

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  9. Clearly there's been some mistake. That has to be your goat palace!

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  10. Hee hee!! I am completely cracking up at Abby's maniacal goat laughter!

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  11. Well, clearly it is FAR too large for that silly motorcycle. PLENTY of room for the Best Goatie in the World. P-L-E-N-T-Y. And the man on the ladder knows it, too.

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  12. I think you need to OCCUPY that goat palace and do it now before the human puts anymore of his stuff in it. You have my permission to do what you will with the stuff already in there.

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Maaaaaa away....

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