I don't know what that publicist was thinking.
How did she ever imagine that having this many little goats around would be a good thing?!
Just look at this chaos:
There are little goats EVERYWHERE!
They are running.
They are hopping.
They are butting.
Some of them even try to challenge ME!
This is not to be borne!
I AM A FAMOUS SPOKESGOAT!
I AM THE HEADGOAT AROUND THIS FARM!
I AM HIS GREAT GRANDNANNY!
He needs to learn some manners.
I am just the goat to teach them to him.
You had better pay attention kid!