Saturday, April 20, 2013

I am NOT a TaxiGoat!

I do not know what this chicken is thinking.


I am NOT a taxigoat!
I am a Famous SpokesGoat.
I am not here to squire stupid chickens around.


Maybe if I lean a little to one side it will get the hint.
::groan::
This is not working



I AM NOT A HAPPY GOAT!
PFFFFFFT!
With a capital Pff!

This bird needs to fly!
And soon.


I am so embarrassed.

15 comments:

  1. Nobody seems to like these chickens! I will take them if you don't want them. I think they are tasty.

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  2. Golly. Those chickens are PESKY! Maybe it'll get the hint if you bucked it off. ;)

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  3. Oh Pricilla, that darn chicken. Wish we were there to help you get rid of that bad bird. Hope it leaves really soon. Take care.

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  4. Hee hee. Give a great big leap in the air, Pricilla! That would get rid of that bird.

    xoxoxo

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  5. Well....I guess you could pretend you are one of those giant water buffalo out in the wilds....they always have those little birdies on their backs. (Isn't it time to start cooking those chickens???)

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  6. laughing out loud!!! poor you!!!

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  7. it could be worse! it could have been a crowing rooster!

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  8. I think that chicken was specifically trying to call attention to you, the famous spokesgoat, to make sure everybody knows that it's YOU, and not that other Abbygoat, for example, who is the spokesgoat. The chicken was being like a signpost - "Spokesgoat Here". You see?

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  9. And just why did the publicist take all those photos instead of getting that chicken off you? If she wasn't so good you to most of the time she might have to be fired!

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  10. Pricilla, This *is* embarrassing! Really, I bet if Luke had a chicken problem he'd just do his happy goatie dance of joy and that chicken would be gone!

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  11. Oh Pricilla, the nerve of that silly chicken to treat you so badly! I think she needs a good butt!

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  12. What happens if the chicken lays an egg on you!?!?

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  13. Your spokesperson needs to be helping you unstead of using the flashy box.

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  14. The horror of it all! I hope you sent that chicken flying.

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Maaaaaa away....

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