Tuesday, December 11, 2012

AbbyDay - I Am a ReviewGoat and I am BETTER than Pricilla EVER Was Dammit

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. You had better adhere to that kind of thinking or by golly I will hit you with my new doll.

I am a ReviewGoat today and I am going to tell you about the Dammit Doll. I know this is a family blog but I think I can maaaaaaa Dammit!
Heaven knows I feel that way a lot with the crazy goats I have to live with.

Since I am better at EVERYTHING than Pricilla I gave the doll a VERY thorough sniffity sniff sniff.




I was especially fond of its red hair.


Oooooh yeah baby.


Loves me that yarn hair.


More please!


Mmmmm, mmmmm, MMMMMMMMM!

ABBY! - YOU HAVE WORK TO DO!
GET ON WITH IT!

Boy that publicist can be a pain in the tail. Maybe I should hit her with my Dammit Doll!
THERE'S an idea!


Here I come publicist - you had better run while you can!

What do you mean I will get no grain if I don't behave!
That must be against goat labor laws!
PFFFFFFT!

OK! OK!
I'm working, I'm working.


I think this doll is very useful for expressing my erm goat aggression when I don't want to use my horns. Although my horns definitely make a statement....

The Dammit Doll is very well made. I even stomped on it a couple of times while I was running away in fear of something new and different in the goat pen testing it out and it suffered no damage at all from my deadly hooves.


But the Dammit Doll is cute.
But I think I look like a goat fool.
Do you agree?


DO YOU?
I thought not.

The publicist is having a Dammit Doll giveaway on her blog so why don't you all go over there and enter. There are rumors of extra grain for me if you do.


I LIKE GRAIN.
I WANT GRAIN.
YOU HAD BETTER ENTER SO I CAN HAVE GRAIN.

GOT IT?
GOOD!

I knew I could count on all of you. I am after all the best goat around these parts so there is no reason for you to NOT listen to what I maaaaaa.

Now, back to that luscious red hair.
I REALLY like that red yarn hair.
I could sniff that red yarn hair ALL DAY LONG!





Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmmm!

Disclosure:  The stupid publicist made me do this. I got some grain. It was good grain. Anything I maaaaaed was the truth because I am AbbyGoat and I do not lie. Ever! The publicist got her doll for free and get this - she wouldn't even let me keep it! She took it away! She said I would ruin it! Something about chicken poop in the goat pen. Is this MY fault? Can you believe this poor excuse for not letting me keep the luscious red yarn hair, erm the Dammit Doll? Pffffffft! I told you she was stupid.

You can find out where to shop for Dammit Dolls
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11 comments:

  1. Tee hee. My lady made a dammit doll for an employer years ago because he had a horrible temper. I think this one makes you look very fetching. Quite the fashion statement.

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  2. That was so nice of you Abby to give that Dammit doll a ride around in your horns. That doll does look like a fun things to have. Take care.

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  3. Excellent review! Maybe the Publicist can get you a dammit doll made out of cabbage leaves..stuffed with grain..with hay hair..

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  4. i liked the dammit doll riding around on your horns. too cute!

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  5. Excellent job reviewing the doll! I agree that red yarn hair looks fascinating!

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  6. Abby, you did an amazing job. I am glad you enjoyed the yarn hair.

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  7. I would like a dammit doll if it had catnip in it.

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  8. You are an excellent ReviewGoat Abby and I'm glad you got some grain! :)

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  9. I would feel guilty hurting that dammit doll.

    P.S. I'm glad you didn't EAT the dammit doll. I was certain that was going to happen!

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  10. That was the funnest review we've ever seen Abby! You did a great job!

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Maaaaaa away....

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