Tuesday, August 21, 2012

AbbyDay - I am NOT a RobberGoat!

It's AbbyDay, the best day of the week. Every day should be AbbyDay and every human should have an AbbyGoat!

I was out roaming around the Farm as I do every day when I came upon a box.


A box of GREENS.
The male person had been working in his garden and the publicist collected the trimmings to save for us goats to have a little snack.
They look DELICIOUS.
Since I, AbbyGoat found them I think they should ALL be for ME!

I do not want to SHARE these greens and I do not want the publicist to know I have found them.


I look around to make sure the coast is CLEAR.
Of course I taste test the greens at the same time.
I am a multi-tasking goat!


Mmmm, the male person grows some good grub!
I don't know what these are. They are nothing I have eaten before but I do like them.


I hope I get to keep the whole box.
That would be perfect.


Uh-Oh!
I've been found out!
I hear the publicist yelling at me!
I'd better munch fast!


Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah!
That's all I hear when she is bellowing like some mad cow.
Stupid publicist I just want to eat MY greens.


What do I care about Russell's pout and that I should be sharing it with the other goats.
Let Russell share his own pout with them.
Or better yet let Russell keep his pout to himself.
I just want to eat these tasty greens.

13 comments:

  1. I don't blame you. They do look quite tasty!

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  2. Oh Abby, you did find a gold mine. Good for you. I betcha though that you can't eat the whole box. Those greens sure look yummy. Take care.

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  3. i do believe you'd get a tummy ache if you ate all those by yourself!

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  4. Yum! Great greens! Hurry, Abby before the others find out.

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  5. Abby -- you better practice your stealth eating a little more! I know that subtlety is not your normal mode, but it's worth considering.

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  6. uh oh - looks like you have been busted.....

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  7. Clearly the publicist doesn't understand that on AbbyDay Abby gets what she wants!

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  8. The Male Person is very lucky to be able to grow Russell's Pouts, mine always get infested with aphids. :(
    Enjoy your greens Abby!

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  9. My human is a big fan of those Russells things, but not the greens part, the pout part.

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  10. Are they bitter, Abby?

    Gees, that Publicist yells a lot, doesn't she??? Sheesh. How can a goat eat with all that yelling?

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Maaaaaa away....

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