Monday, April 4, 2011

This Is Just Not Right!

Before I launch into my goat rant I would like you all to stop and join with me and the other Happy Goats and maaaa:

Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Matthew and Luke
Happy Birthday to you!

No not Matthew and Luke the goats! Matthew and Luke the publicist's nephews! It's their birthday today. I wonder if I will get cake? Apple cake would be good. Mmmmm. I hope the boys have a very happy day.

But on to my rant. 
THIS is what I woke up to yesterday...


The male person tells me to suck it up.
He tells me I live in Montana.
He tells me it could snow in July.

I tell him I want to move to Arizona.
He laughs in my face.
I should not have to see anymore snow.
I am tired of it.

If I could butt snow I would.
I would butt it to next winter where it belongs.
I mean, look at the garden....

...does it look anywhere near ready for planting?
No. It does not.
No tasty green things growing.
No corn!
No broccoli!
I was not happy and I let the publicist no it.

I mean really!

I went to my favorite basking spot and sulked extreme basked.

This is a special skill and only certain goats can do it.
Special goats like me.
And I ignored the publicist.


  1. You could try to butt snow, Pricilla! I did and I got snow all over my snoot! I'm sorry the lovely sunshine isn't basking you properly! We have wind and rain here today and several dogs that don't want to go potty outside. They say they have and then they come inside and leave a pooper pile. hee hee

  2. As lovely as it is there, I certainly don't like the idea of snow this late in the season. I don't blame you for being mad, pally.

  3. I feel so bad for you. We had 87* yesterday, and we were positively sweating in our winter coats. It was too hot for basking!

  4. Hey Pricilla -- you, me and the Publicist should move to Arizona together. My male person also laughs at this every time I say it!

  5. oh no! as soon as i saw your post title i knew what i was going to see. you might have to bring the goat coats out again!

  6. I'd be mad too!!!

    Happy Birthday to Matthew and Luke!

  7. MOL! Sorry, Pricilla, I am laughing at the thought of you butting snow. I agree, snow in April is Just Not Right.

  8. Happy Birthday to Matthew and Luke!

    We wouldn't like that much snow this late in the year either Pricilla so we don't blame you for being mad. Hope it goes away soon so your garden can grow goodies!

  9. I know that snow is stinky but you can't blame the publicist. I bet she would love the snow to go away too.

  10. Amy & AlexanderApril 5, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    You don't want to move to Arizona -- nasty things happen there, even to goats; besides, it snows there! -- move to sunny San Diego! We love goats here and goats milk soap!


Maaaaaa away....


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