Monday, June 21, 2010

I Have an Announcement!

The publicist has told me that I have to do some work.
She thinks that I should not be fully retired yet.
She seems to think that since I am not being milked I should do something more around this Farm. 
I don't get it. I am a SpokesGoat.
I eat hay.
I keep the twins in line. Isn't that enough?

Apparently not for her. She seems to think I should now be a product reviewer. So she has signed me up to review something from

I doubt they will send me apples.
I could do an excellent review of apples.

They will probably want me to look at a bathroom vanity or something.
Now the publicist has a very pretty vanity in her bathroom but I AM A GOAT FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE! The publicist likes this one...

It does look good enough to munch. 
I guess I am now going to be a ReviewGoat.


  1. Ohhhh, I like this vanity, too! You'll be a great ReviewGoat!

  2. WOW! Look at the snappy new look over here!! It looks GREAT!

  3. I like that vanity too! How fun for you to be a review goat, even if it is for human things.

  4. The publicist has excellent taste. Maybe you could get a lovely vanity for your pen. It might be nice for butting practice.

  5. That vanity is purrty but there's not nearly enough room on the sides for a cat to sprawl out on!

  6. Much better than being assigned to muck stalls. Reviewing things might not be so bad (and maybe the publicist will give you an apple as a treat).

  7. I would not eat it. But I would crawl inside it and take a nap.

  8. Pricilla - you should not complain about more work. Just think of all those people (and goats) that are unemployed.

    Great review of a beautiful vanity too!


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