Friday, April 9, 2010

AbbyDay - I Am Auditioning for a MAJOR ROLE!!!!!

I have such exciting news!
I, Abby the goat have been asked to audition for a major movie role!
That's right!
And you are reading it here first. I wanted to tell all of my loyal followers about it before it hit all of the big papers and magazines.

I have been asked to audition for the role of Anne Boleyngoat in the brand new production of the Six Goat Wives of Henrygoat the VIII!!!!

How exciting is that?!
Aren't you all very proud of me?

So before I went to the studio for my audition I decided to practice the big beheading scene. It is, of course, the most emotional scene in the whole movie. I want to make sure I am very good!

First I get myself in the mood

 Then I approach the chopping block (are you nervous?)

Then I lay my head down very carefully

Or do you think this is better angle. I think it might show my spot to better advantage.

I really work on my expressions. I want to show I am a goat who can ACT!

I practice the final words of Anne Boleyngoat "...And thus I take my leave of the world and of you all, and I heartily desire you all to pray for maaaa."

Do you see my tears? It is important to be able to cry at any time for a role. I am a trained actressgoat!!

Well, how did I do?
Do you think I will get the job?
I know I will!
I am the best goat actress there is! 

Tomorrow:  Pricilla will tell you about her new herd.


  1. Hilarious. Abby is a natural.

  2. I would nominate you for the goat Oscars!!! You are good!

  3. Congratulations. I don't see how you could lose.

  4. Oh Abby, please reconsider. That is not a happy ending.

  5. This is quite possibly the most exciting thing that's ever happened to a goat. Anywhere, ever. You are an amazingly talented goat-actress!

  6. So, like, are you gonna have your own dressing pasture? With golden gates? Chauffered hay wagon? You're gonna get the part, so you have to practice the Diva part!

  7. OMG this is great I LOVE it. She would defiantly get the part for sure. Too funny and I love the cute little stuffed goat in your sidebar my mom would love that.

    Congrats on your win of The Boleyn Wife, I hope you enjoy it.

  8. now don't go losing your head over luke!

  9. What the heck is that???! I'm guessing the sun was just right in that spot or you were scratching your chin. Silly goats!

  10. Bravo! Abby, Bravo! I know you will get the part.

  11. LOL
    You would be goatspectacular!

    You had me nervous there.

  12. OH MG!!!! That was ridiculous.


  13. Well of course you will get the role!! This goat knows good when she sees it ... Your a shoe in for that part!!! How could they not pick you!! If they don't you just send them down here to Texas to talk to me and I will straighten them out...

    Ya I know I am a short legged little goat...but I do it in Texas Style!!

  14. *applause* Abby, you are a natural goat actress!

  15. Next I want to see her do Scarlett O'Goata in Maaaaaaa With the Wind.

  16. Your acting ability is like no other. Bravo!!


Maaaaaa away....


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