Friday, February 5, 2010

Happy Goats Movie EXTRA - Blue Guy

Blue Guy has been a very, very bad rooster. In fact there are rumours that he won't be with us much longer. I have heard the publicist muttering things like "rooster stew" and "chicken fricasse."

I can't say I blame the publicist. 
Blue Guy has started attacking her head.
The Rhode Island Reds stay at knee level. They leave nasty bruises but they aren't going to take out her eye.
Blue Guy is sneaky and light.
He flies at her when she is bending down to put out our hay.
She is not happy.
She says things that I cannot repeat on a family blog.

So given these events I thought I would show you a video of Blue Guy before I woke up one day and found him to be gone.









The male person has said things about making flies with his feathers.
I really thing Blue Guy is doomed.
He really should not have tried to attack the publicist's head.
Stupid Blue Guy!

12 comments:

  1. Never peck the head that is attached to the hand that feeds.

    Bye bye blue guy.

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  2. Nicely said, Carolyn. Blue guy needs to learn some manners. He can attack trespassers (and probably even goats), but to attack the publicist is unacceptable.

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  3. So this is kind of like a pre-eulogy!!!!

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  4. Rooster stew. Hummmmmm Can safely say that has happened here.

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  5. bawhaaahahbaaaha! Better cook that stew extra long! Soften up all those stringy jumping muscles!

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  6. Words out Blue Guy, yep the old days are numbered...Better get your corn in order ... yep thinking so ....

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  7. Bye bye blue guy. You can't say you weren't warned.

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  8. What a bad rooster!! I hope that he is gone soon!!

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  9. Well, you can't have an animal that endangers you or harms you in any way. That just puts everyone in danger when that happens. For the well-being of the farm, Blue Guy may just have to go. Sad, but true.

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  10. Carolyn - you are very funny. The publicist wants to know if you and the other readers want to come over for rooster stew. heh heh

    Anne - Blue Guy has been a very bad rooster. He should not attack the publicist's head. It is not nice.

    Melodie - Oh yes! I fear Blue Guy's days are numbered.

    Da Bean - I am sure that YOU don't eat rooster stew but I am sure your boy does.

    Julia - uh huh. He will make good stock too.

    jaz - She already wears a hat. She should not have to wear a helmet on her own Farm. Stupid rooster!

    Texan - you know the way of the evil rooster, do you?

    Jen - Oh, he has had many a warning. And many a kick.

    SL - he won't be missed.

    Lin - the publicist rather likes her eyes.

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  11. Oh Blue Guy, you done a bad, bad, bad thing!

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Maaaaaa away....

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