Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Lies, Lies, It's All Lies

There are all these lies and rumors being spread and I feel I must put a stop to them. There is talk of "carrot top eating orgies" going on at the Farm. I cannot believe this! We are dignified goats. We do not have eating orgies! I especially do not stuff my mouth so full I can barely chew.




I don't know where these stories get started. I just don't. You would never see ME doing anything like that. I eat my carrot tops quite gentilely.




I would NEVER fight another goat for a carrot top. There are plenty to go around. 
Harumph!



I'll bet it was Abby who started these rumours. It would be like her. I mean she eats like it is her last meal. She butts everyone out of the way and takes the top spool over.



Not like me. I stay on the ground and eat like a lady.



Harumph! 

Remember to go for a WHRRL with the publicist and click " I like it" if you do so she can hopefully win a vacation. While I don't know why she wants to leave us she seems to need one. The link is off to the right - you will see a photo of me in my milking stand. The publicist thanks you.


Tomorrow: What exactly IS little Harry up to?

13 comments:

  1. That was a lot of work, just to say I like something. I hope you win! Can I vote more than once? By the way, Pricilla, there is not shame in occasionally having a food orgy. You just don't want to do it all the time.

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  2. Oh my, that first photo made me laugh out loud!

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  3. I believe you,I really do!It is just terrible how these rumors get started! Also,thank you for becoming a follower of my blog.

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  4. Sheesh. Why in the world would anyone start those rumors?! Maybe just learn to share a little better and they'll stop... ;)

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  5. i think i eat like a goat. <}:o{

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  6. I'd vote for her if I had a facebook account. You could create loads of facebook accounts and say Ilikeit with all of them!

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  7. How DO these rumors ever get started??

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  8. Very cute:) I have to say, I'm a bit afraid of goats under most circumstances, but your goats look way too occupied to scare me:)

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  9. I'm not so sure you fought that argument completely. ;)

    Can we vote more than once or not? I will if we can!

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  10. We can't believe someone would start a rumor about you like that when it's so obviously not true!

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  11. I really need to have a carrot binge.

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  12. The proof is in the pudding, er, I mean PICTURE!!
    Busted!

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Maaaaaa away....

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