Friday, April 3, 2009

Sshhh! Pricilla is Sleeping

Abby here...Pricilla is still sleeping so I have snuck in to do the blogging today. She is getting very slow and tired now that she is so pregnant and since I will be doing this anyway in a few days I didn't think she would mind if I came in today and showed you my headshot for the time that I am spokesgoat for Happy Goat Soap. I know she thinks that I am just going to do this stupid blog and be happy with that, but no! I am going to take over her job! I am going to be spokesgoat and a good one too! I mean really - did she think that I would just do some typing and tell stories and not get all the glory of spokesgoatdom? Then she is one crazy goat. I mean look at me - I am gorgeous!



I have a sleek coat, my horns are perfect. What more could anyone want in a representative? I will do a fine job and I won't be afraid of those paparazzi like Pricilla is. Oh no - if one comes at me out of the garden I will just butt them with my horns. That will be the end of that!


She will see I am ready for this job and it is time for her to retire. She can take care of her kids and let me rule the Happy Goats world. Bwahahahaha!

Hi folks, this is now the publicist writing to you. Abby has been taken to a safe place. A soft place. I think she may have eaten some fermented apples and I hope she will be better tomorrow. If not I will have to find another TEMPORARY replacement for while Pricilla is on her maternity leave. Which goat would you like to see write the blog? Michael, Luke or the, uh, irrepressible Abby?

6 comments:

  1. Well, I must say that Abby is quite entertaining. But then again, I don't have to live with her.

    Maybe the goats should take turns on the blogging while Pricilla is on maternity leave.

    Just sayin'.

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  2. Abby, you're a wild one! It is very nice of you to fill in for Pricilla, but I do not think she is ready to retire yet.

    (I would like to see Abby write the blog while Pricilla is on maternity leave. Because Abby is feisty!)

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  3. Abby is gorgeous and would be a most spectacular spokes goat! I am sad she has overindulged in some naught apples. :(

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  4. Perhaps the goats could be magnanimous and take it in weekly / daily turns to write the diary??

    That way the after effects of any bad apples would have worn off completely.

    (just wanted to let Abby know that she is very beautiful indeed and her little white tuft of fur under her chin is delectable :) )

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  5. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE my soap! You are gorgeous.

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  6. Abby thanks everyone for her nice comments. She has slept off her fermented apples and is behaving slightly better...slightly. Pricilla is STILL pregnant.

    Margo, I am glad you like your soap. I will let Pricilla know.
    The Publicist

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