Thursday, December 18, 2014

Farm Cat Friday - Catmas Carol: Kitties! We Have Sat on High




Kitties! We have sat on high
Sweetly purring o'er the yurt
And the other cats in reply
Meowing 'til human ears hurt....

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always.

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always.



Kitties, why this jubilee?
Why your walls exploring prolong?
How many dust bunnies do you see?
Which inspire your meowy song?

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always.

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always.



Look up on the walls and see
The Farm cats who live here and sing,
These  kitties so love to be,
up on the walls stalking things


Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always.

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always



Kitties! We have sat on high
Sweetly, sweetly through the night
And when the time is nigh
We jump down from the highest height!



Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip
In Excess Always.

Kaaaaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaaaatnip, Kaaaaatnip

In Excess Always*

*with all due respect to anonymous


Wednesday, December 17, 2014

I Do Not Understand You Humans

I just don't
Every single year the male person brings home a perfectly tasty tree and then what does he do with it?


He takes it into the yurt!
He puts sparkly lights on it.
Then the publicist hangs all kind of inedible things on it.


She calls them "ornaments."
She says they make her happy.

You know what makes ME happy?
EATING the tree.
Why do I have to wait?
It makes no sense AT ALL.

Humans.
Harumph!

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